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12.06.2025 05:29

Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa? - Space
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Knight, Nurse among unprotected in PWHL expansion - theScore.com
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
James Webb Space Telescope unveils fiery origins of a distant, hellish exoplanet - Space
So they tried
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts